16 x gekke dingen die je kan denken tijdens je zwangerschap
Pregnancy brain is een bekend fenomeen. Je wordt vergeetachtig, en kan in die negen maanden eigenlijk niet de verantwoordelijkheid moeten krijgen voor belangrijke zaken zoals andere kinderen, het huishouden of het uitkiezen van een serie op Netflix. Maar soms slaan je gedachten wel heel vreemde paden in.
Naming a baby just reminds you of all the people you don’t like. #pregnancyproblems
— KK (@RealKKofToronto) July 9, 2017
It’s super weird to think that I have two skeletons in me right now… #pregnancythoughts
— Lil’ Nilmo (@LilNilmo) March 26, 2017
I just realised I may have a tiny penis growing inside me. #pregnancythoughts
— Jennifer Zamparelli (@JenniferMaguire) September 27, 2014
If your doctor is behind schedule and you have to wait past appointment time, they should have to order you a pizza. #pregnancyproblems
— Cat Tariqulova (@Cait_Tar) July 20, 2017
Dr.: describe your current fitness level.
Me: I got winded last night yelling at my dog. #thisispregnancy #nolungroom #pleasegodnotstairs— GladlyNotMillenial (@Hoosier_TarHeel) October 7, 2016
dammit in less than a month and a half Im going to have to go back to getting my period. Fuck. #pregnancythoughts #period
— Ana Jasmine :3 (@FarewellLunabel) June 20, 2016
Cried a little when they clerk at target told me I was beautiful… #thisispregnancy
— Rebecca Winter (@Winterbecca) September 26, 2015
Constantly contemplating whether to get up and go to the bathroom or buy adult diapers for the last 2 1/2-3 weeks… #pregnancythoughts
— Danica Taylor (@ds_taylor16) September 14, 2016
Think I’ll get in trouble if I just pull over in traffic and pee on the side of the road?? #pregnancythoughts #pregnancy
— Brittany Dudek (@ItsDudek) July 21, 2017
It’s weird watching your belly button go from an inny to an outty. #pregnancythoughts #33weeks
— Elena Porter (@ElenaPorter42) February 4, 2016
When you find your first stretch mark #pregnancyproblems pic.twitter.com/d3yBLo8Nro
— Zarah (@zarahstuart) July 16, 2017
Being pregnant in the summer feels like you’re constantly in a one piece snow suit trying to get out of a snowbank #pregnancyproblems
— Brittany Lacey (@bdommlacey) July 12, 2017
I wish the Starbucks in the library sold pickles. #pregnancythoughts
— Sarah E. (@sagedmo) February 23, 2016
My response when people tell me I must be ready to pop when I am barely halfway. #pregnancyproblems pic.twitter.com/SiG3c1tDrw
— Laura van Hattum (@Laura_vHattum) July 18, 2017
When somebody asks you, “Are you sure you’re not having twins?” #PregnancyProblems pic.twitter.com/fu1in1L8Dk
— M Baxter-Schaffer (@mbaxterschaffer) July 7, 2017
All I ask is to be able to poop. At this point I will settle for crapping my pants. #pregnancysucks #overit #poop #pregnant
— Lisa Wilson (@Lmdeininger) January 24, 2017
