Ouders en Twitter. Het blijft een gouden combinatie!
Dat Twitter nog altijd een uitlaatklep is voor vele ouders, blijkt uit de hilarische tweets over het ouderschap die wekelijks online weer te vinden zijn. Herkenbaar, treffend en bovenal extreem grappig.
1. Wat versta je precies onder water?
Pediatrician: How much water does she drink?
Me: You mean like water water or bath water?
— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) 29 april 2017
2. Ga maar even zelf spelen
Parents: “I love you more than life itself and I would die for you any day my angel.”
Me: “Play on the floor with me.”
Parents: pic.twitter.com/J3M8VwLo8Q
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) 20 april 2017
3. Eerst zien, dan geloven
“You did what I asked you to do? Thanks.”
-parents“SHOW ME.”
-parents who aren’t fools— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) 25 april 2017
4. Mam, waarom schreeuw je zo?
Waking up kids for school:
1st try: Time to wake up.
3rd try: Please get up.
10th try: GET YOUR BUTT UP NOW!Kids: Why are you yelling?
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) 26 april 2017
5. Oeps…
6: What’s that tweety sound?
Me: A bird…?I should really take them outside more.
— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) 29 april 2017
6. Nog even met de Lego? Nee…?
I hate when I play with my kids for six hours, then it turns out it’s only been 20 minutes.
— Ramblin’ Mama (@ramblinma) 14 oktober 2016
7. Slim, totdat ze nachtmerries krijgen
Just tucked the kids in bed and told them they need to be extra quiet so the ghosts can’t hear them. Ahhh, the sound of silence.
— 🌼 (@BrandiErin) 7 maart 2015
8. Verrassing!
“Mom! Wake up, Mom- surprise! We made pancakes for breakfast! We only spilled a little…” pic.twitter.com/kuKgohgYvB
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) 29 april 2017
9. Lager, lager, lager!
Lower your expectations for a relaxing weekend.
Lower.
Lower.
Looower.
Yes. Right there.-Kids.
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) 29 april 2017
10. Jup, die hoort bij mij
I asked my 1-year-old if she wanted pizza.
She nodded so hard she fell over.
So, yes, I’m sure she’s mine.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 30 april 2017
11. Personal space, wat is dat?
— Ramblin’ Mama (@ramblinma) 23 april 2017
12. Internetbankieren? Helaas. Deze app is verwijderd door uw peuter
If it weren’t for kids I’d never get to wonder what app is missing from my phone.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) 27 april 2017
13. Wacht een uur en je kunt weer opnieuw beginnen
Yesterday I cleaned my house, which is dumb because we still live here.
— Amy Flory (@FunnyIsFamily) 27 juni 2013
14. Zó saai
Car rides are so boring.
-says the kid with a DVD player in front of him, an iPad in his lap, and 14 different snacks for an 8-minute drive.— OutnumberedMother (@OutNumbMother) 26 april 2017
15. Veel plezier!
Me, to all my kids before the age of 2.
“No screens allowed.”
On their 2nd birthday, handing over iPad.
“This is your mother now.”
— Ash (@cray_at_home_ma) 23 oktober 2015
16. Beter maak je het er gezellig
5 Stages of Pregnancy:
1: Crying
2: Peeing
3: Crying because you peed
4: Peeing because you’re crying
5: The toilet is your home now
— Sufficent Charm (@SufficientCharm) 24 april 2017
17. Het IS geen paard, het is je broertje
If I had a penny for every time I said, “He’s not a horse, he’s your brother” I could afford to buy an actual horse for her.
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) 26 april 2017
Lees ook: Met zijn supergrappige tweets is deze vader de koning van Twitter.
(Bron: Twitter)
