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18 Tweets waar moeders heel hard om zullen lachen
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Het ouderschap is helaas niet alleen maar rozengeur en maneschijn (denk eeuwige buikgriepen, kinderen die om half 5 wakker worden en de terugkerende achterbankruzies). Gelukkig levert dit ook weer veel humor op.
1. Oeps..
Every time my toddler sees a glass of wine she points and says “Mommy.”
— Lily Rose (@LilyRoseLynn) August 2, 2017
2. Waarom neem je überhaupt de moeite
I’m glad I bought my son a cute summer wardrobe so he could wear the same Super Mario t shirt for 23 days in a row.
— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) August 6, 2017
3. En overal speelgoed is ook hip toch?
“Textured walls are super chic right now. I’m so on trend!”
-me, noticing the dents my kids left in the drywall
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) August 6, 2017
4. Muhahaha…
I’d like you to meet my chidren or as I like to call them, “your problem now.”
~Me dropping my kids off at school.
— Darla (@ddsmidt) August 5, 2017
5. Als je je kind beter kent dan hij zelf
My son thinks he could win American Ninja Warrior but first he needs to get thru the grocery store without his legs getting “wobbly & sore.”
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) August 8, 2017
6. Dit is pas slim
The coolest thing about my kids not liking Life cereal is that they have no clue that box is where I’ve been putting the good chocolate.
— TheBabyLady (@thebabylady7) August 6, 2017
7. Je houdt het in ieder geval ergens bij?
Kids 20 years from now: Mom, where’s my baby book at?
Me: Check Twitter— The Next Martha (@TheNextMartha) August 3, 2017
8. Even geen grijpende handjes
Mom confession #482: Sometimes I go to the drive-thru with my kids just so I can park and eat a hot meal while they’re restrained.
— Ramblin’ Mama (@ramblinma) August 4, 2017
9. Altijd het zelfde liedje
Times my kids have to pee:
-chore time
-homework time
-2 minutes after getting in bed
-anytime we’re nowhere near a toilet— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) August 2, 2017
10. Kan je weer van voren af aan beginnen
Not to brag, but I found a way to take a shower. It involved 4 snacks, 2 tablets and 3 baby gates. But hey, I’m clean! *kid pukes on me*
— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) August 7, 2017
11. Ze volgen me de hele dag..
I’m kind of a big deal…
to my kids.— Chelle (@FabMommy29) August 6, 2017
12. ‘Jongens, asjeblieft?’
Back to school shopping with my kids is just me saying, “CAN YOU ALL GET ALONG FOR 5 FREAKING MINUTES?” until I’m crying.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) August 7, 2017
13. Wat een marteling (drinkt wijn en kijkt Netflix)
My family went camping & left me home alone, like I’d be missing out.
Oh please, don’t leave me home with electricity & running water.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) August 5, 2017
14. Een echte professional
I’ve never lost one of my kids for more than six hours so I guess you could say I’m pretty good at parenting.
— Jandalize (@Jandalize) July 31, 2017
15. Het lijkt wel of ze samenspannen
Pretty sure my kids have secret meetings where they plan to like the exact opposite foods just to mess with me.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) August 1, 2017
16. 3, 2, 1, fight!
I buy two of everything for my dogs so it’s fair… However…
I make my kids fight to the death for the last pancake.
— Jules (@SaltyCorpse) August 4, 2017
17. ‘Je zei vorig jaar dat we dit jaar naar de Efteling zouden gaan!’
I wish my kids were as good at remembering what I’ve asked them to do as they are when I “promise” to take them somewhere.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) August 2, 2017
18. Even bijkomen.
The kids are staying at their grandparents’ house for a few days, and I think I literally just heard my house breathe a sigh of relief.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) August 6, 2017
(Bron: Buzzfeed)
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