Laat een aantal ouders los op Twitter en je krijgt gegarandeerd een lach op je gezicht
Ouders en Twitter, het blijft een heerlijke combinatie. Ook afgelopen dagen waren er weer een aantal ouders goed op dreef. Het resultaat: 19 tweets waar je gegarandeerd een lach van op je gezicht krijgt. Want hoe zwaar soms ook, het ouderschap blijft ook hilarisch!
Nobody is hungrier than a child who’s just been told it’s time for bed.
— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) 15 maart 2017
I love that cute married thing we do when we bicker over who gets to shovel the snow, because the other person has to watch the kids.
— Six Pack Mom (@Six_Pack_Mom) 14 maart 2017
What I say: Did you brush your teeth?
What my kid hears: Have you ever in your entire life bushed your teeth at least once?
— Andy Herald (@AndyHerald) 17 maart 2017
Toddler: *crying bc it isn’t her turn with the princess crown*
Me: Sweetie, you need to share
Husband: Just give her the crown, you’re 35
— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) 5 februari 2017
Me: [hanging off side of cliff begging for help]
My kids: MOMMA CAN YOU GET US A SNACK
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) 11 maart 2017
I lost my patience. I think it’s under the couch cushions next to my kids’ socks, chip crumbs, and my temper I lost earlier.
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) 14 maart 2017
What’s inside the family suitcase?
•60% kids’ clothes
•20% kids’ toys
•10% kids’ miscellaneous
•9.9% mom’s stuff
•.1% dad’s stuff
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) 14 maart 2017
Without kids I would have never known the joy of cleaning a spilled bottle of glue out of a backpack at 6 AM.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) 15 maart 2017
“I’m hungry! Is it lunch time?”
-my kid, at 9:17am
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) 13 maart 2017
“It’s just that the snow is reflecting the moonlight.”
-Me trying to convince my kids it’s totally bedtime even though it’s only 5:45
— Dragging Feeties (@DraggingFeeties) 15 maart 2017
March Madness: When I don’t know whether to dress my kids in a winter coat or shorts and I’m always wrong.
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) 16 maart 2017
It smells weird in here.
-How parents enter a room.— Meredith (@PerfectPending) 17 maart 2017
Not sure what happened here, but that toy looks a little freaked out if you ask me. pic.twitter.com/az5MxfzFWH
— Unremarkable Files (@ThatEvansLady) 17 maart 2017
Gee I wonder why we’re always sick I say as one kid has her bare feet in her mouth and the other one is licking the floor.
— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) 14 maart 2017
90% of parenting is doing just enough to keep other parents from judging you.
— Brenna Jennings (@SuburbanSnaps) 13 maart 2017
Empty Nesters, my 2yo forced me to watch him poop in the toilet this morning. Eyes locked. Grunting.
You’re welcome.
— Cari (@cariastark) 13 maart 2017
6-year-old: I hate how you pack my lunch
Me: Maybe you should pack your own lunch
6: *packs 28 Oreos*
Me: Maybe I should pack your lunch
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 15 maart 2017
Listening to a 4yo play with their little sibling is what I imagine a future dictator sounds like at that age.
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) 15 maart 2017
Being a SAHM allows me to do the fun things. For example, today I spent the day playing hide and seek…. with socks and car keys.
— SurvivingMyBoys (@SurvivingMyBoys) 15 maart 2017
Lees ook: Deze tweets geven het leven met een 2-jarige PERFECT weer.
(Bron: Huffington Post)
