Ze zijn er weer! De grappigste ouderschapstweets van deze week

nachtrust

02.10.2018 04:55

Wij kunnen geen genoeg krijgen van de grappige ouders van Twitter. Of het nou gaat om de school die weer is begonnen, proberen te eten met kinderen in de buurt, of dat je je peuter moet uitleggen dat hij de kamerplanten niet mag opeten. Deze ouders weten er hilarisch verslag van te leggen.

My daughter should be getting her mid quarter grades soon. I'm excited to see how I'm doing in algebra.

— Jack Boot (@IamJackBoot) September 21, 2018

10yo: (screaming) MOM, COME HERE RIGHT NOW!!

Me: Okay, Okay!

*steps on lego*

*stubs toe on fallen over chair*

*falls over laundry basket*

*slip-and-slides across spilt water*

*arrives at 10yo*

10yo: Never mind. I figured it out.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) September 19, 2018

The attention and detail required to sneak anything nutritional into my child's diet makes it feel very similar to poisoning a king.

— dadpression (@Dadpression) September 19, 2018

https://twitter.com/DaddyJew/status/1042771754102517760?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1042771754102517760&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2Fentry%2Ffunniest-parenting-tweets_us_5ba4fe0ae4b0375f8f9c540b

Child: I can’t wait to be an adult.

Me [tweezing my ear hairs after paying 42 credit card bills]: yeah it’s fantastic

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) September 15, 2018

[painting with my son]
Son: daddy did I do it right?
Me: son, this is art. There is no right or wrong, there’s just whoa what the fuck ok yeah that’s wrong

— The Dad (@thedad) September 19, 2018

Et tu, Scholastic? pic.twitter.com/8zYUjbqatF

— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) September 21, 2018

My kid had to write a sentence with each of his spelling words today.

One of his spelling words is “father.”

He went with:

My father had diarrhea.

— Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ (@UnfilteredMama) September 21, 2018

https://twitter.com/really10months/status/1042869856398450690?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1042869856398450690&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2Fentry%2Ffunniest-parenting-tweets_us_5ba4fe0ae4b0375f8f9c540b

https://twitter.com/Jessdaisy/status/1042966606358487040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1042966606358487040&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2Fentry%2Ffunniest-parenting-tweets_us_5ba4fe0ae4b0375f8f9c540b

When I was a kid, it was a great thrill to sneak ice cream when my parents had said I couldn’t have any. Now that I’m a parent, it’s a great thrill to sneak ice cream when I’ve said my kids can’t have any

— Dave Learns Dadding (@DaveLearnsToDad) September 20, 2018

https://twitter.com/distracdad/status/1042445892937121792?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1042445892937121792&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2Fentry%2Ffunniest-parenting-tweets_us_5ba4fe0ae4b0375f8f9c540b

What I say: It’s dinner time.

What my toddlers hear:
Fun as you know it can no longer be had. Now make your way to the table of ruin and eat mean things from this plate of indifference.

— From The 🌊To The Sea, B!tch🍉 (@MacgyveringM22) September 18, 2018

https://twitter.com/kierstenwhite/status/1042245122648244224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1042245122648244224&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2Fentry%2Ffunniest-parenting-tweets_us_5ba4fe0ae4b0375f8f9c540b

*Starts a GoFundMe to replace all the patience my kids have taken*

— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) September 20, 2018

Other moms: “I got so much accomplished this weekend. It feels good to start the week organized!”

Me: “Cool. I watched 15 Hallmark movies & I wore the same outfit all weekend.”

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) September 15, 2018

You'll know parents by the way they are compelled to point out any and all cows to anyone who happens to be in the car with them.

— Walking Outside in Slippers (@WalkingOutside) September 17, 2018

Nothing like seeing a new dad at Disney World find out a Mickey shaped balloon with a glow stick in it is $35. Welcome to the club buddy.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 16, 2018