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Wij weten het bijna zeker, dit zijn de grappigste ouders van 2017
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Het einde van 2017 komt met rasse schreden in zicht (het is al bijna kerst, jongens!), en daarom heeft Bored Panda een lijst opgesteld met de allergrappigste ouders van het jaar. Zeer herkenbaar voor alle vaders met slaapgebrek en moeders met rommelige wasmanden en ondankbare peuters.
1. Dan weet je dat je al te lang ouders bent
My wife grabbed my butt last night, not to be sexy, but because she was checking a diaper in her dreams. We’ve been parents for too long.
— La Guardia Cross (@LaGuardiaCross) September 4, 2017
2. Een lesje leren omgaan met teleurstellingen
My son is having a hard time getting over the fact we’re not naming his new baby sister Megatron.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) November 6, 2017
3. Eens!
There needs to be a Robin Hood like person, who steals energy from kids and gives it to their parents.
— Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) October 13, 2017
4. ‘1, 4, 5, 8, 5, 6, 9, 3’
My 1-year-old insisted that I read her this book.
It’s going to be a long morning. pic.twitter.com/uXpGJLnAT2
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 4, 2017
5. ‘Ik mag ook niks!’
“You’re a HORRIBLE parent!”
– my daughter because I won’t let her use a chainsaw to make a treehouse.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) November 15, 2017
6. Oké, misschien toch maar voor de zekerheid
3-year-old: *offers me a teddy bear*
Me: That’s okay. I don’t need him.
3: He eats the shadow people.
Me: *takes the teddy bear*
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) November 16, 2017
7. ‘O, was jij daar ook bij?’
My 4yo just asked me if I was there when we went to Disney 6 weeks ago for 5 days, so I’m obviously making a huge impact in her life.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) November 7, 2017
8.’Kan die village ook even bij ons langskomen?’
People are like “it takes a village to raise a child” and I’m like “can u give me the address for that village?” cause I could use the help
— Brandon Andrina (@proathomedad) September 3, 2017
9. Misschien draaien we nog een wasje, als we écht in een gekke bui zijn.
It’s Friday night and you know what that means. Nothing. I’m a parent, it means absolutely nothing.
— SingleBabyMama (@_SingleBabyMama) October 21, 2017
10. ‘Ken ik jou?’
I love my 4yo. But when she yells “mom your legs are so hairy!” in the middle of a crowded mall, I have no choice but to deny all relation.
— MotherPlaylist (@MotherPlaylist) October 10, 2017
11. Dan weten ze tenminste wie de baas is.
I don’t secretly steal my kids’ Halloween candy. I eat it right in front of them while maintaining eye contact. Total power move.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 2, 2017
12. Wanneer je letterlijk de instructies opvolgt.
wife: He picked a ninja costume. Pretend you can’t see him
son [standing in front of the fridge]
me *hits him in the face with the door*— Josh (@iwearaonesie) October 26, 2017
13. Misschien een indicatie dat je kind iets te veel Youtube kijkt…
My friend’s toddler babbled “don’t forget to subscribe” as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means “goodbye”
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) May 6, 2017
14. Oeps…
Dropped my youngest at her first day of preschool today and swear I heard her whisper “none of your secrets are safe” as I walked away…
— CrazyExhaustion (@CrazyExhaustion) September 5, 2017
15. Die heeft het niet helemaal begrepen
My husband gave me a break by doing the grocery shopping, but he didn’t take the kids with him so, I don’t think he knows how breaks work.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) September 30, 2017
16. The struggle is real
The problem with a household with a stay at home parent is that both parents think Saturday is their day off, and both parents are wrong.
— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) September 2, 2017
17. Een fijn vooruitzicht
At the end of a long, difficult day of parenting it’s so nice to know you can look forward to a long, difficult night of parenting.
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) September 7, 2017
Bron: Bored Panda
Lees ook: Deze tweets over als je man ziek is zijn té accuraat (en hilarisch!)