Wat je als kind dacht vs. wat je nu denkt

When I was a kid, I longed for the weekend. Now that I'm a parent, I wish that the work week would never end.

— BadParentingMoments (@BPMbadassmama) July 15, 2016

As a kid, I always wondered why my mom never wore the macaroni necklace I made her to work. And now I'm a mom and I'm like, Oh. OK.

— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) May 9, 2017

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When I was a kid watching leading ladies in Disney movies, I never imagined I'd grow up to relate most to the one scrubbing floors.

— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) April 28, 2017

Parenting is scolding your 6yo for eating just the marshmallows out of his Lucky Charms even though it's exactly what you did as a kid.

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) July 19, 2017

When I was a kid, "Home Alone" sounded like a nightmare, but now as an parent, it sounds like a dream come true.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) November 25, 2017

If I had a time machine I'd travel back in time and take all of the naps I refused to take when I was a kid.

— The Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) March 17, 2017

My father used to make me go on long family bike rides when I was a kid and I hated it, so naturally I force my kids to do the same.

— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) July 21, 2017

Something I've learned as a parent is that doing homework sucked when I was a kid, but forcing your own kid do homework sucks so much worse

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) May 3, 2016

Watching children’s tv shows as a kid: ‘this is fun!’
Watch them as a parent: ‘What’s the weirdest subtext I can impose on this simple show to complicate it?’ #parenting

— TwistedDoodles (@twisteddoodles) July 5, 2018

Summer as a kid: WOO-HOO! SCHOOL'S FINALLY OUT! FREEDOM!

Summer as a parent: Why TF isn't school year-round? This is hell.

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) May 25, 2018

When I was younger, I got excited when Halloween fell on a Friday. Now it means I'm stuck with kids hopped up on sugar all weekend.

— stephanie mcmaster (@Smethanie) October 25, 2014

When I was little I always wondered why moms had flat butts. Now I realize it's a consequence of sitting at kids sporting events for hours.

— Momma of Midgard (@MidgardMomma) April 16, 2015

When I was a kid I tried to memorize pi. Since I've had kids I try to remember my own phone number.

— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) March 14, 2017

When I was a kid, I was scared my parents were gonna walk in on me doing something bad. Now I'm a dad & I'm terrified my kid will catch me.

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) October 28, 2013

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When I was a kid I’d go to public places and I’d be like, “How are you missing game and puzzle pieces?” but now that I have kids, I totally I get it.

— The Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) May 9, 2018

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When I was a kid I thought my mom had a drinking problem. Now I realize she drank because she had a kid problem.

— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) January 29, 2016

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