Te grappig! Deze oudertweets heb je even nodig om heel hard te lachen
Ja, soms is het ouderschap zwaar. Maar het is wel een troostende gedachte dat je nooit de enige bent. Alle ouders krijgen het weleens voor hun kiezen. Dus kan je altijd even je hart ophalen, op Twitter bijvoorbeeld.
1. levensgevaarlijk
You think American Ninja Warrior looks tough? Try making it through the obstacle course of backpacks, shoes and coats my kids leave in the doorway everyday.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) 2 februari 2018
2. Dit wil je écht niet weten!
Just heard my son shout OH YEAHHHH BOY! WOO HOOOOOO! from the bathroom and honest to god I do not want to know
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) 1 februari 2018
3. De existentiële crisis is real
My 3-year-old’s asked me “Why?” so many times that I don’t know what to believe anymore.
— La Guardia Cross (@LaGuardiaCross) 30 januari 2018
4. Joh, je krijgt er zo veel voor terug…
After presenting my son with a stack of gifts for his birthday, he responded with, “Is that it?” so yeah, parenthood is pretty rewarding.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) 30 januari 2018
5. De ultieme mindfuck
It’s fun to walk up to a fellow parent at drop-off and ask, sotto voce, “is everything… all right?” & watch their brain climb onto a chair trying to figure out which way to jump, guessing what secret or lie worked its way from their kid to your ear
— Victor Brand (@recordedvoice) 31 januari 2018
6. Ze weten je al-tijd te vinden
I drive to the airport. I fly across the globe. I take a train to the coast. I sail to a deserted island. The journey takes 3 days. I sit by the peaceful shoreline. Then, suddenly, my 4yo appears to ask for a drink.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) 2 februari 2018
7. De kinderen zijn in ieder geval wel enthousiast
Me: Looks like it’s time to play everyone’s favorite game!
Kids: *clapping and cheering excitedly*
Husband: No one wants to help you find your glasses.
— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) 31 januari 2018
8. Autsj!
5-year-old: Why do you always fly places?
Me: People want to see me.
5: Not much. They send you back.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 1 februari 2018
9. ‘Ikke sien!’
Every picture I have of my two-year-old is of him walking towards the camera asking if he can see the picture
— Dave Learns Dadding (@DaveLearnsToDad) 31 januari 2018
10. ‘Wacht WAT!?’
Toddler: MOM I POOPED ON THE POTTY
Me: good job!
Toddler: AND NOT ON MY UNDIES
Me: i’m proud of you
Toddler: AND NOT ON MY PANTS
Me: great
Toddler: AND NOT ON THE TOOTHBRUSHES
Me: wait what— Ash (an female) (@adult_mom) 1 februari 2018
11. Een eeuwigheid
The parenting books never warned me how much of my daughter’s toddler years would be spent waiting for her to finish this grilled cheese.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) 2 februari 2018
12. Wat een feest!
Truly you’ve never lived until you’ve tried to drag an overtired 7 year old from a crowded restaurant while he squirms and yells “I AM CAESAR!!!!!!!”
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) 30 januari 2018
13. Kinderen willen OVERAL over onderhandelen
Told my kid he’d be four on his birthday and he tried to negotiate it up to five.
— dadpression (@Dadpression) 1 februari 2018
14. Ook leuk…
Sure, being well-rested and having disposable income is nice, but parenting a smaller and more terrifying version of yourself is so rewarding.
— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) 2 februari 2018
15. Zo vader, zo zoon
Found my son’s secret stash of candy. I walked over, and gave him a big hug. I’ve never felt this close to him before.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) 31 januari 2018
Bron: Huffington Post
LEES OOK: Het ouderschap uitgelegd in 17 hilarische Tweets
