Handig! Het ouderschap uitgelegd in overzichtelijke percentages
Als het ouderschap een taart-grafiek zou zijn, hoe zou het er dan uit zien? Deze vraag is eindeloos beantwoord door tweetende ouders. Voor sommige ouders is het misschien 60% ‘zoeken naar schoenen’, 20% ‘dingen van de vloer rapen’ en 20% ‘op legoblokjes stappen’, en voor anderen is het meet 50% ‘kinderen rondrijden’ en 50% ‘kleren aantrekken’.
Hieronder staan onze favoriete tweets van ouders die zich hier uitvoerig mee bezig hebben gehouden.
98% of parenting is picking up stuff off the floor and the other 2% is yelling about all the stuff on the floor.
— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) March 20, 2017
90% of parenting is hiding iPads from your children.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) September 30, 2015
Parenting is:
85% pretending you know what you're doing
10% stepping on legos or marbles
5% celebrating someone not crapping their pants.— Lea Grover (@bcmgsupermommy) September 27, 2015
Parenting is 50% coming to terms with your kids being exactly like you and 50% coming to terms with you being exactly like your parents.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) August 29, 2017
90% of parenting is responding to:
Can I have a snack?
— Dad's Take (@DadsTake) April 20, 2017
https://twitter.com/fluffysuse/status/361972105425846272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E361972105425846272&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2Fentry%2Fparenting-math-tweets_us_57771c01e4b0416464101987
Parenting is 50% trying to figure out why people are crying and 50% trying to not cry along.
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) September 7, 2016
Parenting is 50% yelling PUT YOUR CLOTHES IN THE HAMPER and 50% yelling UM EXCUSE ME IS THAT A HAMPER? BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A FLOOR TO ME.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) October 24, 2017
Parenting is 50% teaching your kids to share and 50% hiding the food you don't want to share with them. http://t.co/cETtmXn0Ff
— HollowTreeVentures (@RobynHTV) September 30, 2015
60% of parenting is making grand plans to do something special with your kids and then hoping they forget about them so you don’t have to go.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) June 24, 2018
60% of parenting is making grand plans to do something special with your kids and then hoping they forget about them so you don’t have to go.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) June 24, 2018
https://twitter.com/SuburbanSnaps/status/841394215317831681?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E841394215317831681&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2Fentry%2Fparenting-math-tweets_us_57771c01e4b0416464101987
Parenting is 50% telling your kids to hurry up and 50% telling them to slow down.
— Lazy Mummy (@littlelazymummy) July 27, 2015
Parenting is 90% hell and 10% cute fun stuff you would post on Facebook.
— Goodnight Sanity (@GoodnightSanity) March 25, 2016
https://twitter.com/meganromer/status/647560401631051776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E647560401631051776&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2Fentry%2Fparenting-math-tweets_us_57771c01e4b0416464101987
Parenting is 80% just chasing your kids around and trying to put pants on them.
— Joe Ranger (@Mr_Ragnar2) May 28, 2016
60% of parenting is making grand plans to do something special with your kids and then hoping they forget about them so you don’t have to go.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) June 24, 2018
80% of parenting is remembering to look in the mirror to make sure you don't have a stickers on your face.
— yelisa (@beingyelisa) May 22, 2017
80% of parenting is reminding kids that they actually like the food on their plate, since they ate the same exact thing two days ago.
— Beau Coffron (@lunchboxdad) March 22, 2017
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