De tweets van deze bekende vaders zijn om te gieren
Als ouder maak je soms dingen mee, waar je maar beter gewoon keihard om kunt lachen (om een mental breakdown te voorkomen). Deze bekende vaders maken dit met hun herkenbare tweets nét even iets makkelijker.
1. Michael Ian Black – komiek, acteur, regisseur en kinderboekenschrijver. Hij heeft een dochter en een zoon.
Watching “Frozen” again with my daughter because we paid $19.99 to download it so she’s going to fucking watch it every day until college.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) 9 maart 2014
Just texted my daughter: “You are at school and I am hanging out having fun. HA HA HA!!!” I am an awesome father.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) 13 oktober 2015
Today is pajama day at my kid’s school. When I pick them up later, I’m going to arrive nude because that’s how I sleep.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) 22 januari 2010
2. Adam Scott – acteur, komiek en vader van twee kinderen.
Thinking about telling my kids Santa doesn’t exist so I can get credit for some of this shit.
— Adam Scott (@mradamscott) 25 december 2012
I literally spend 70% of my time parenting just protecting my nuts.
— Adam Scott (@mradamscott) 26 februari 2013
3. Andy Richter – deze acteur en komiek heeft twee kinderen (van 9 en 16 jaar oud).
I would say that the hardest thing about being a parent is these goddamned kids
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) 28 april 2014
When my kids and I have a water fight it still takes me at least two full minutes to remember to not ruthlessly dominate
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) 26 juni 2015
Playing team sports is a great way for kids to experience getting yelled at outside of the home
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) 10 oktober 2015
Nice thing about living w kids: if you need quick sip of something to take a pill or whatever, always a warm half-drunk bev within 2 steps
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) 10 oktober 2015
4. Jim Gaffigan – acteur, komiek, filmproducent, scenarioschrijver en vader van vijf (!) kinderen.
If you want to know what it’s like to have a 4th kid. Just image you are drowning and someone hands you a 4th kid.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) 23 juni 2011
There should be a children’s song “If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your Dad sleep.”
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) 9 mei 2012
Bedtime conversation with my 7 yr old son.
Son: Dad, can you die from eating poop?
Me: I think so, yes.
Son: Uh oh.
Me: Why?
Son: No reason— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) 19 november 2013
“When i grow up i dont want to be a dad. I dont want to be fat.” – my 5 year old former son.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) 5 maart 2017
5. Taye Diggs – acteur, zanger en vader van een 6-jarige.
How come my 3 year old son knows every species and genus of dinosaur and I can’t even remember my home phone number?
— Taye Diggs (@TayeDiggs) 10 juli 2013
Busy Spending the morning as various dinosaurs with my son. He expects nothing less than 100% commitment. The most challenging acting ever.
— Taye Diggs (@TayeDiggs) 25 augustus 2013
6. Ken Jennings – o.a. auteur én vader van 1 zoon.
SO TIRED of clapping happily when a kid takes more than 1 try to blow out birthday candles. His wish is screwed, why are we ignoring this
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) 3 september 2014
I think I just discovered something that will revolutionize parenting.
“Dad, watch this!”
“No.”— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) 25 juli 2013
PARENTING FOR DUMMIES: just say “well, where did you last see it?” and they leave for a minute
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) 12 maart 2013
Booking plane tickets for a family trip is a fun little test to see if I still remember all my kids’ birthdays and genders.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) 19 februari 2015
7. Rob Delaney – komiek en vader van drie.
Just passed a guy wearing a “# 1 Dad” T-shirt. On my way home now to ask my kids what the fuck.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) 17 juni 2012
The worst part about being a parent is when one of your kids farts & you have to pretend it wasn’t cool/awesome.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) 30 november 2014
I bet when a parent is sent to jail, they’re like “Oh darn!” for show, but inside they’re pretty jazzed.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) 12 mei 2013
8. Lin-Manuel Miranda – acteur en bekend van o.a. de musical Hamilton. Hij is vader van zoon Sebastian.
12 weeks old: when your kid is young enough to fall asleep on your chest yet long enough to kick you in the nuts at the same time.
— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) 3 februari 2015
I want to love something as much as my son loves raisins and trains.
— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) 9 april 2016
9. Conan O’Brien – presentator en vader van twee kinderen.
My daughter asked me not to come drunk to her school play. Too bad, I really wanted to see it.
— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) 16 februari 2011
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) 4 september 2011
Buying your kid a goldfish is a great way to teach them about responsibility for 24-36 hours.
— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) 2 mei 2015
10. Ryan Reynolds – acteur, getrouwd met Blake Lively en vader van twee.
On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it’s in heaven, visiting daddy’s freedom.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) 16 oktober 2016
I’m teaching my daughter that the sun goes down each night because it’s mad at her. Probably gonna write a book on parenting at some point.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) 5 juni 2015
My daughter just sneezed into my yawning mouth. Seemed really fucking pleased with herself. Joke’s on her. She’ll have to bury me someday.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) 16 april 2016
This morning, my daughter said, “quiche” which means she’s smart, hungry and an asshole.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) 21 augustus 2016
Lees ook: Deze tweets geven het leven met een 2-jarige PERFECT weer
(Bron: The Huffington Post)
