18 Ouders die zich dapper proberen door de kerstdagen heen te slaan
De Kerstdagen, ze zijn gezellig, rommelig, druk en vermoeiend. Meestal ben je blij als je eindelijk derde Kerstdag uitgezakt op de bank Kruimeltje kan kijken. Daar weten deze ouders in ieder geval alles van.
1.
Believe in the magic of Christmas, I whisper to myself as I check the balance in my account.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 4, 2017
2.
*takes picture of son putting ornament on the tree*
Okay, now give that back to mommy and don’t touch another one, okay?— Mommy Christmases (@mommy_cusses) December 5, 2016
3.
5yo: What does Santa bring if I’m bad?
Me: I hear it’s coal.
5yo: Is it true you can make diamonds out of coal?
Me: Possibly.
5yo: I’m gonna be pretty bad.— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) November 30, 2017
4.
My son wants two $50 Lego sets for Christmas so that he can make them & then 2 days later, throw the pieces into his giant barrel of Legos.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) December 14, 2016
5.
The children were nestled
all snug in their beds
until they had to pee
get a drink
show me they can whistle
and ask me if birds have teeth.— MamaJingles (@MamaFizzles) December 20, 2016
6.
My 3-year-old told me Santa gets presents from space and gives them to you if you pay him money.
All hail capitalist space Santa.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 2, 2017
7.
The most challenging part of Christmas is staying up later than my kids to put the presents out.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) November 30, 2017
8.
You know it’s a cheap Advent calendar when a three year old spits out the chocolate.
— dadpression (@Dadpression) December 2, 2017
9.
According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) November 27, 2017
10.
Think you are chill and laid back? Watch your kid build and decorate a gingerbread house without intervening.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 3, 2017
11.
Sorry kids but Santa said you can only ask for toys that are Amazon Prime eligible.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) December 13, 2015
12.
*decorating the tree*
6yo: Dad, can I help?
Me: Of course! First we string the lights, then we show Mommy & she tells us what we did wrong.— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) December 2, 2016
13.
*decorating the tree*
6yo: Dad, can I help?
Me: Of course! First we string the lights, then we show Mommy & she tells us what we did wrong.— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) December 2, 2016
14.
Me: Santa’s always watching.
8: That’s creepy.
— Northern Lights (@PinkCamoTO) December 4, 2017
15.
Whoever decided to celebrate Christmas with breakable glass bulbs in pretty colors on a big thing you can knock over clearly was not a parent.
— Walking Outside (@WalkingOutside) December 4, 2017
16.
Heck yes I want to spend all the Christmas money on a new washer & dryer and call it “our gift to ourselves.”
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) December 17, 2016
17.
Pretty sure my son just asked Santa for a “for real life jet pack” so I guess these inflatable Buzz Lightyear wings are gonna be kind of a let down.
— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) December 4, 2017
18.
Christmas break isn’t so bad since the sound of your kids fighting over their new toys is drowned out by the vacuum sucking up pine needles.
— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) December 21, 2016
Bron: Buzzfeed
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