Haha! De tweets van deze Amerikaanse komiek zijn echt om te gieren
Michael Ian Black is komiek, acteur, regisseur en kinderboekenschrijver. Hij heeft een dochter en een zoon, die als inspiratie dienen voor zijn hilarische tweets over het ouderschap. Hier een selectie van de hoogtepunten.
PARENTING MILESTONE: Just said “Goodnight, motherfucker” to my son.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) May 30, 2015
Helping my daughter with her homework. Giving her a 25% discount out of love.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 13, 2017
Just hugged my daughter after she got home. She told me my breath smelled. Pretty good compliment today.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) December 14, 2012
Since having a daughter nine years ago, my tolerance for glitter has taken a pretty severe nosedive.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) September 4, 2012
Next up this morning: watching my daughter shrug when her drum teacher asks if she practiced last week.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 7, 2015
Either my son hates music or music hates my son. Either way, he is practicing the cello.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) February 3, 2010
Practically doing a rain dance over here in the hopes of having my daughter’s field hockey game canceled.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) November 1, 2014
Just got back from my daughter’s fourth grade band concert. She was terrible.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 28, 2013
The only thing I regret about having a daughter is TeenNick.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) May 24, 2014
My kids want us all to watch “Stranger Things” together as a family, but I told them it’s too scary for them because it’s too scary for me.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) August 22, 2016
My daughter has been looking at the American Girl website so long some of the dolls have started puberty.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) January 5, 2012
My son is so bad at sports I’m starting to think I might actually be his father.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) January 19, 2012
Watching “Frozen” again with my daughter because we paid $19.99 to download it so she’s going to fucking watch it every day until college.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 9, 2014
Today I’m taking my daughter and her friend kayaking. They’re going to kayak. I’m going to watch and complain about everything.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) May 17, 2015
My daughter accused me of eating one of the full-size Twix bars she got on Halloween. I told her I would never do that, but I did. Fuck her.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) November 4, 2015
My daughter is at her friend’s house and needs to be picked up but why the fuck is that MY problem?
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 25, 2016
Taking my son to a professional basketball match tonight, thus ensuring some sporty father/son memories for when I am dead.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) February 27, 2013
At dinner tonight, my son called me a “D-list celebrity.” As a father, I have never felt more proud.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) April 23, 2017
Weighing how upset I will be if I go to the mall versus how upset my kids will be if they don’t get any Christmas presents.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) December 21, 2013
My daughter’s first basketball game is tomorrow so I’m practicing changing my disappointed face into my “I’m proud of you” face.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) December 1, 2012
For my daughter’s 8th grade yearbook, we sent in old photos and I wrote: “You are our second-favorite child.” Father of the year.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) February 13, 2017
Bron: Huffington Post
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