14 x bewijs dat kinderen écht heel vies zijn (niet voor de zwakke maag)
Explosieve poepluiers, projectielkotspartijen, snotdraden en plasluiers: als ouder kan je er maar beter aan wennen, want kinderen zijn echt hele vieze, kleine ransbakjes. Geen zorgen, we houden nog steeds van ze hoor, maar toch. BAH!
1. Hoe vaak dacht je dan?
Me: go get dressed *yells upstairs* AND CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR!
6: I just changed them yesterday!
Me: Yeah, you need to do it every day.
6: EVERY DAY?!?!
7: Calm down, she doesn’t mean like literally every day
Me: Actually that’s exactly what I meanIs 7:43 AM too early for wine?
— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) 10 april 2018
2. Proefondervindelijk aangetoond
In case you are wondering…if your child burps and coughs at the same time the result will be vomit. #kidsaregross
— Hidethecookiejar (@hidethecookie) 21 maart 2018
3. Why???
My child… she just walked over to my desk… farted… and walked away… #whatdidIdo #mychildisgross
— Jenny with a Y🍷🐱🎂♒ (@Valress) 29 september 2011
4. Het ouderschap zit vol verrassingen
The phrase “stop rubbing your junk on your food” is not something I thought I would ever say but here I am #kidsaregross
— Yazzymint (@yazzymint) 3 september 2017
5. En daarna opeten zeker? Brrr…
Wiping my girls face and she says, “don’t wipe my bogey.”
“Why?” I reply.
“I wanna pick that myself!”#kidtalk #kidsaregross equally #kidsarehilarious 😂😂😂— Emma Morris (@happyemzy) 8 maart 2018
6. Ondergoed is niet echt bedoeld om gerycled te worden
My eight year old has tied all of her underwear together to make a long rope and “some of it came from the hamper”.
— your mom (@eff_yeah_steph) 12 april 2018
7. Dat wordt vissen…
It’s all fun and games until someone poops in the bath water. #kidsaredisgusting
— The Mrs. Man (@carrie_rothman) 28 juli 2017
8. *kokhalst*
My 11 month old was eating a banana and kissed me. Then I was suddenly eating a banana. #KidsAreGross pic.twitter.com/FiFP1SIfOC
— Very Stable Genius Krysti 🐘🏈🏆🐬 (@TheRuntSquad) 16 september 2017
9. Goed voor de weerstand?
Dear god, what form of plague will be coming to our house after my 5 yo licked the window at McDonald’s play area #vomit #kidsaregross
— Christina Ferraro (@ChrisFerraroCNP) 7 april 2018
10. Fijn…
“Mommy there was yellow snow outside the library today and I didn’t eat it!”
“Um, I’m happy to hear tha…”
“But I did stick my finger in it!”
🤦♀️#KidsAreGross
— Evelyn Bysiek (@EvelynBysiek) 17 januari 2018
11. Je zou denken dat het vanzelfsprekend is
Things I never thought I’d have to explain to my kids: Why you don’t stick your toothbrush in your poop. #kidsaregross
— Cassie Villela (@amadoandroman) 24 februari 2018
12. Blegh
Just watched my nephew eat a spoonful of noodles, hurl it back out into the bowl, then eat it again. #KidsAreDisgusting
— Tay (@TaysteeTay) 12 januari 2014
13. *huiver*
Kids will be fun, they said.
But also, my son just had his hand down his poopy diaper for so long that his fingers turned to raisins. FROM HIS POOP!#KidsAreGross #PoopCoveredRaisins
— Tonya Morton (@TonyaLouMorton) 5 april 2018
14. Oké brb, even spugen
If you’re not ready for someone else to casually hand you a booger than you’re not ready for parenthood. #booger #momlife #toddlermom #kidsaregross #notissues
— Lauren (@ladyrich713) 11 november 2017
Bron: Buzzfeed
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